A trip from Salerno to Beijing — through Frankfurt, Germany — ain't something to mess with. That's one serious haul. You think Juventus want to travel all that way just to come back empty handed?
That's exactly right.
Now, it's just a matter of doing so.
Since this game is on for us pretty darn early here in the States, I'll keep it short. Sometimes early-morning humor isn't exactly the best thing for some of us. And since this is being posted at four in the morning, I don't know how much comedy I'll be willing to dish out.
UPDATE: Want some lineups? Good, we got some!
Juventus XI (3-5-2): Buffon; Barzagli, Bonucci, Lucio; Lichsteiner, Vidal, Pirlo, Marchisio, Asamoah; Giovinco, Matri
Juventus Bench: Storari, Marrone, De Ceglie, Padoin, Giaccherini, Vucinic, Quagliarella
Napoli XI (3-5-2): De Sanctis; Campagnaro, Cannavaro, Britos; Maggio, Behrami, Inler, Hamsik, Zuniga; Pandev, Cavani
Napoli Bench: Rosati, Aronica, Fernandez, Dossena, Gargano, Insigne,Vargas