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Officially Official: Elia's Wikipedia Has Been Changed

Come on, you know me better than that. I wouldn't announce a transfer as "officially official" until it's officially official. But if the rumors that seemingly everyone and their mothers are reporting are indeed true, I'm happy with this move. A 24-year-old regular attacking midfielder of one of the top national teams on Earth - a team which happens to be renowned for their attacking brand of football - for 9 million? Sign me up. I haven't been this curious/excited since The Situation got his ass beat on Jersey Shore (the only partial episode I've watched and will watch all year).

Still, it's not yet "officially official." Although the flying Dutchman's Wikipedia has changed. It must be true...right?