Starting XI: Buffon; De Ceglie, Chiellini, Barzagli, Lichtsteiner; Marchisio, Pazienza, Vidal; Vucinic, Amauri, Quagliarella.
Just kidding. Amauri is no longer with us.
Just kidding, he's around there somewhere. Unfortunately.
(4-3-3) Buffon; Chiellini, Barzagli, Bonucci, Lichtsteiner; Vidal, Pazienza, Marchisio; Pepe, Matri, Vucinic.
I have to say, I'm disappointed. And what of all the unanswered questions?! Will DeCeglie prove himself? Will Elia make the bench? Will Meelosh get yelled at before he even removes his pink pinny? Will Conte have a minor stroke? Will Amauri suck at life?
So with that, I leave you with this video. Watching some of my favorite players from the era when IMHO we had the best team in the world, creepily try to nurse premature babies back to health while singing about white stripes hugging black ones always brightens up my day.
Have at it, folks!