The most important question of the day is this:
How the hell did Amauri score a goal?
Who's gonna be wearing the pink jerseys today?
Okay, okay. So which jersey Juventus wear maybe isn't the most important thing about this game. I mean, whether it's the classic bianconero kit or the bright Jersey Shore pink, our beloved Old Lady is undefeated in both. So take that.
It made you think for a second, though, didn't it? I win. Now go get me one of them shiny new Jeeps that Andrea Agnelli was talking about — and will likely be receiving for free — at his press conference yesterday. You know you want to. Don't deny it.
Juventus (3-5-2): Buffon; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini; Caceres, Vidal, Pirlo, Marchisio, Estigarribia (!!); Quagliarella, Vucinic
Juventus bench: Storari, Lichtsteiner, Giaccherini, Pepe, Del Piero, Borriello, Matri
One last question: Where's Paolino?
Palermo (3-5-2): Viviano; Munoz, Milanovic, Labrin; Pisano, Migliaccio, Barreto, Della Rocca, Acquah; Ilicic, Miccoli
Permo bench: Tzorvas, Kosnic, Bacinovic, Alvarez, Vazquez, Zahavi, Budan
(And like last weekend, don't tell me the score. I'm actually doing my day job — which is actually a night job — and out in the sun covering a game. The DVR's on as you watch. DON'T SPOIL IT.)